DID WE HEAR RIGHTI

THERE are times when we despair at some of the things  we hear tourists say. Is the water safe? Is there food in  the supermarkets, do the banks have any money etc. This week we heard a first - for  us at least. We were sitting having a drink in the square on the local Dance Night, on the table next to us were two young females. When they went to place their order they said: “Do you have anything that is not  Greek?
They then  actually ordered a Greek salad! Needless to say the waiter, who we know, looked at us, managed to suppress a great laugh, but not the huge grin on his face. He replied, "well we have whole chickens that are cooked in the oven". Back came the reply - "But it's a Greek oven" We will just have the salad!!!!